美網友吐槽西蒙斯:和庫茲馬去CBA吧 訂好機票送你

[Post Game Thread] The Atlanta Hawks (4-3) defeat the Philadelphia 76ers (3-4), 103-96, to complete the improbable series victory behind Kevin Huerter's 27 points

【賽後帖】亞特蘭大老鷹今日以103比96擊敗了費城76人,搶七制勝晉級東決,贏下了這輪不可思議的系列賽凱文-許爾特貢獻27分。

雙方主要球員數據:

亞特蘭大老鷹

首發:許爾特27分7籃板特雷-楊21分10助攻科林斯14分16籃板、卡佩拉13分6籃板、博格達諾維奇4分2搶斷

替補:加里納利17分5籃板、路威6分3搶斷、奧孔武1分

費城76人

首發:恩比德31分11籃板、哈里斯24分14籃板2搶斷、賽斯-庫裡16分、西蒙斯5分8籃板13助攻、科克馬茲5分

替補:塞布爾8分5籃板、希爾3分、馬克西2分、米爾頓2分

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 3102指標5小時

Trae Young is now banned in New York and Philly. Also, which team is Ben Simmons going to play for next season?

湖人球迷:特雷-楊現在已經被禁止出入紐約和費城了,還有,下賽季西蒙斯會在哪支球隊打球?

[–]WizardsAutocorrectIsALie 640指標6小時前

Funnily enough Ben Simmons is also banned in Philly

奇才球迷:有趣的是,西蒙斯也被禁止出入費城了。

[–]CelticsLightingfast31 1921指標7小時前

Simmons is about to be the most hated man in Philly

凱爾特人球迷:西蒙斯將成爲費城最討厭的男人

[–]76ersFagiwagy 392指標7小時前

About to be? He has been since game 1

76人球迷:將成爲?G1打完他就已經是了。

[–]Koolsman 638指標7小時前

If he gets traded, the city of Philly will pack his bags, get him a plane ticket and drive him to the airport.

如果西蒙斯被交易,費城的人們會幫他打包好行李,訂好機票,送他去機場

[–]Embarrassed-Lime-311 291指標6小時前

I really hate driving people to the airport…but I’d do it this time

我真的討厭送人去機場……但是這一次,我願意!

[–]WarriorsJohnpecan 5指標4小時前

Remember when the big question was can Simmons and Embiid play together. It looks like we have the answer to that: Simmons just can't play.

勇士球迷:還記得當初最頭疼的問題是西蒙斯和恩比德能不能共存嗎?現在有答案了,單純是西蒙斯不能打罷了。

[–]alfbfuw 4指標5小時前

Joining Kuzma in Shanghai

西蒙斯去上海庫茲馬吧。

[–]Celticsstealer_of_monkeys 388指標6小時前

Shanghai Sharks looking like a good fit

凱爾特人球迷:上海大鯊魚看起來很適合西蒙斯。

[–]RocketsBaketan 8指標5小時前

Shanghai Sharks gonna be looking fantastic with the big 3 of Simmons, Kuzma, and Joe Harris

火箭球迷:西蒙斯、庫茲馬和喬-哈里斯三巨頭加盟上海大鯊魚,他們一定非常出色。

[–]Tampa Bay Raptorsjagsaluja 47指標5小時前

The joke is so overused but every time I see starting 5s of Kuzma, KP, Simmons, Gobert, Schroeder I die laughing

猛龍球迷:這個笑話都用爛了,但是每一次看到大鯊魚首發五人組:庫茲馬、波普、西蒙斯、戈貝爾施羅德,我都笑死。

[–]TimberwolvesJohnny55 7指標5小時前

Presti, uh, finds a way (to get Simmons)

森林狼球迷:喂,普雷斯蒂嗎?想個辦法搞到西蒙斯!

[–]PelicansBlackScienceJesus 7指標5小時前

Wolves. D'lo for Simmons.

鵜鶘球迷:森林狼上啊,拿拉塞爾換西蒙斯。

[–]NBAYoloCrayolo21 1指標5小時前

No way the Wolves give D'lo, Beasley and Rubio probably

森林狼不可能出拉塞爾的,比斯利和盧比奧有可能。

[–]PelicansBlackScienceJesus 9指標5小時前

Ant is better with the ball in his hands. The Ant and KAT PnR showed a ton of promise. D'lo will become more and more unnecessary, and when they can't guard a traffic cone it sure would be nice to have Simmons.

鵜鶘球迷:愛德華茲持球打的效果比較好,他和唐斯的組合展現出巨大的潛力,拉塞爾的存在越來越沒有必要。對於防守端存在問題的森林狼而言,能擁有西蒙斯當然是件好事。

[–]Manny210 2指標5小時前

McCallum for Ben Simmons who says no?

CJ換西蒙斯,誰反對?

[–]NBARyuCosta 2指標3小時前

Portland

開拓者反對!

[–]Mavericksmidgetporn2 1指標6小時前

Dallas

獨行俠球迷:西蒙斯來我們這吧!

[–]Maverickscowboy_dude_6 3指標6小時前

I don't think he'd be a good fit with Luka at all

獨行俠球迷:我不認爲他和東契奇很搭!

[–]nutsygenius 1指標5小時前

Simmons can play center for Luka Doncic and Porzingis lol Though, idk how Mavs can get him though.

西蒙斯可以給東契奇和波爾津吉斯打中鋒,哈哈哈哈。不過,我不知道他們該如何交易來西蒙斯。

[–]capnchuc 1指標6小時前

Conley for Simmons!!

康利換西蒙斯吧!

[–]Agreeable-Bee7021 5指標5小時前

Jazz say fuck no

爵士踏馬不幹!

[–]LakersPalifaith 7369指標4小時前2

I knew it wasn't looking good for the 76ers when Trae Young was 1-14 and the Hawks were up by 5. Then the Hawks started the 4th quater 0-9 and the Sixers still couldn't do anything with it.

湖人球迷:特雷-楊14中1,老鷹還領先5分的時候,76人你覺得丟人不?第四節開局老鷹被打了一波9比0,就這樣76人還是輸了。

[–]profmcstabbins 2174指標4小時前

These are the most important stats

你提到的這些纔是最關鍵的數據。

[–]LakersOxygenius_ 859指標4小時前

Also Ben Simmons 4 shot attempts and Tobias Harris 24

湖人球迷:還有西蒙斯只出手4次,哈里斯砍了24分。

[–]aPostmodernistScorn 170指標4小時前

Does Ben Simmons (value) ever recover from this?

西蒙斯還能打回身價嗎?

[–]AssinassCheekII 17指標3小時前

Nope. Guards that can't shoot are things of the past. Even centers get critisized for not having a shot these days.

沒希望了,後衛不會投籃的時代已經過去了,現在連中鋒不會投籃都會被批評。

[–]ozninja80 86指標3小時前

It will be interesting to watch. His value has tanked IMO. Unless he makes considerable strides in addressing his shooting (which he hasn’t in the years he’s been in the league) his future looks pretty bleak

很有意思,在我看來他的身價已經大打折扣了。除非他能在投籃方面取得長足的進步,進入聯盟這麼多年都沒有起色,否則西蒙斯的前景相當暗淡。

[–]dadryp 23指標3小時前

Ben Simmons is toast, i would have traded Draymond for Simmons straight up before this season. No way i do that trade now

西蒙斯完蛋了,賽季前我還想用追夢格林單換西蒙斯,現在不可能了。

[–]LakersHam_Solo7 10指標2小時前*

What happen to him man. I remember back when he was in his college year and rookie season I was so sure he would take over the league and be the next big thing. Now he couldn't even average 10ppg in a playoff series

湖人球迷:這傢伙怎麼了?我記得他在大學以及新秀賽季的時候,我很確定他未來將統治聯盟,成爲下一個超級巨星。結果呢,如今在季後賽場均10分都做不到!

[–]superduperdade 12指標2小時前

I saw this coming. His first playoff series against the Celtics went like this. If he doesn’t at least get a free throw shot I don’t care how athletic and smart you are you can’t be counted on in the big moments.

我早料到了,西蒙斯第一次打季後賽,面對凱爾特人就是這樣。如果他連罰球都罰不進,我不在乎你多有運動天賦或者球商多高,關鍵時刻是靠不住的。

[–]Miserable-Lizard 4指標2小時前*

He just has no confidence anymore... To not even try to shoot is embarassing. I rather see a superstar at least shoot and miss a ton!

這傢伙已經喪失投籃信心了……連嘗試都不敢太尷尬了,我寧願看到超級球星瘋狂打鐵,起碼人家敢投!

[–]BullsWaffles_tha_Pimp 70指標3小時前

Na. Never understood the hype. Truly afraid he’ll make his way to my team

公牛球迷:從來不理解西蒙斯的身價爲什麼被吹得那麼高,真的害怕他來我的公牛。

[–]msgm_ 8指標2小時前

Lavine + a first make it happen

拉文加一枚首輪籤就可以實現!

[–]BullsWaffles_tha_Pimp 10指標2小時前

Rejected. Sign and trade Felicio straight up

公牛球迷:我拒絕!用費利西奧先簽後換西蒙斯吧。

[–]Bullsbadpaystayposting 3指標2小時前

Hey let's not be too greedy, they can also have Aminu!

公牛球迷:嘿,別那麼貪心,我們還可以搭上阿米奴!

[–]RaptorsHoneydewPersonal 54指標2小時前

Kendall Jenner moving from Ben Simmons to Devin Booker - one of the best NBA trades of all time?

猛龍球迷:肯達爾-詹娜從本-西蒙斯轉會到德文-布克,NBA歷史最佳交易之一?

[–]Suns Bandwagonstevntiny 2918指標5小時前

The Danny Green NBA Championship streak ends at 2

太陽球迷:丹尼-格林的連續奪冠數停留在了2。

[–]Knicksbodega_cat_ 7指標5小時前

Danny Green can't win with these cats

尼克斯球迷:丹尼-格林沒辦法帶着這些阿貓阿狗贏球

[–][TOR] Vince Carterschooli00 741指標5小時前

He's really the championship difference

猛龍卡特球迷:他真的是總冠軍拼圖!

[–]Raptorsmug3n 107指標5小時前

try as he might, DG just cannot touch the brilliance of the GOAT Patrick McCaw.

猛龍球迷:儘管格林盡力去嘗試了,卻仍然達不到歷史最佳帕特里克-麥考的高度。

[–]brownnerd93 38指標4小時前

The greatest first three seasons of any player in the history of basketball .

籃球歷史上單個球員最偉大的前三賽季!(麥考進入聯盟後的三個賽季,分別跟隨勇士和猛龍拿下了個人三連冠

[–]Cellmaster28 28指標4小時前

That would be crazy if Danny green of all players was the first dude to win 4 rings with 4 teams.

如果丹尼-格林真的能成爲首位效力4支不同的隊伍分別拿到戒指的球員,那就太瘋狂了!

[–]Spurskanyeguisada 8指標4小時前

We gonna steal a top 4 draft pick this year and get Danny Green back and shock the world in the next few years.

馬刺球迷:今年我們要偷一個前四順位選秀權,把丹尼-格林交易回來,未來幾年震驚全世界!

[–]Tampa Bay Raptorstwistedlogicx 321指標4小時前

Speaking of Raptors championship players, Sixers unironically win this series if they trade for Kyle Lowry.

猛龍球迷:說到猛龍的奪冠成員,76人如果交易來了洛瑞,就能拿下這輪系列賽了。

[–]76erslebranflake 89指標4小時前

Easily

76人球迷:易如反掌!

[–]LakersMr_Versatile123 4指標2小時前

Sixers would win if they weren’t too scared to make moves that involve getting rid of Simmons.

湖人球迷:如果76人不那麼害怕操作,送走了西蒙斯,他們也能贏的。

[–]RocketsDentateGyros 4823指標6小時前

Simmons passing up the open dunk/layup was the moment this game was over

火箭球迷:西蒙斯空籃不上不扣,反而選擇傳球的時候,比賽就結束了。

[–]HawksJbots 1669指標6小時前

Definitely the moment his job in Philly was over

老鷹球迷:準確來說,那一刻西蒙斯在76人也下崗了。

[–]GrizzliesMat_At_Home 3502指標7小時前

Cmon you can’t expect him to attempt a layup over elite rim protector Trae Young

灰熊球迷:拜託,你們不能指望他迎着優秀的籃框保護者——特雷-楊上籃啊!

[–]SunsSprittneyBeers 375指標6小時前

Philly fans booed him at the line before he even shot his first FT in the 4th

太陽球迷:第四節第一次罰球,西蒙斯還沒出手,76人球迷就噓起來了。

[–]odd_innovation 68指標5小時前

I don’t believe in booing your guys, but fuck, booing was warranted in that situation. I don’t have a horse in the race (I’m a Magic fan) and, when he did that, I wanted to throw something at my tv.

我不認同噓自己家的球員這種行爲,但是踏馬的那種情況下,噓西蒙斯真的理所當然。這場比賽和我其實關係不大,我是魔術球迷,不過看到西蒙斯那種表現,我都想透過電視機屏幕扔點東西。

[–]Pacerssupdoggs21 256指標6小時前

Chuck: “this mans scared to death”

步行者球迷:巴克利:“這個男人怕得要死!”

[–]Clipperssoeffed 23指標5小時前

I’m reading in the sixers sub that Simmons’ sister posted about dark family trauma they experienced before it got deleted This is where the conversation’s at, wondering if there is some legit deep psychic wound that causes Simmons to have only 3 field goal attempts during the 4th quarter over 7 games. Because some ordinary answer feels insufficient at this point

快船球迷:我在76人分區看到西蒙斯姐姐發佈了一個帖子,關於他們經歷過黑暗的家庭創傷,後來被刪掉了。我想說的就是這個,不知道西蒙斯是不是有更深層次的心理創傷,導致他七場比賽下來整個第四節加起來纔出手3次,因爲按照常理並不能解釋得通。

[–]Hawks Bandwagoncoolycooly 532指標7小時前

Simmons gonna be googling OKC real estate prices in the locker room

老鷹球迷:西蒙斯在更衣室開始谷歌俄克拉荷馬的房價了。

[–]Celticsidroled 126指標6小時前

“The Sam Presti School for NBA Players With Big Contracts Who Can’t Play Good”

凱爾特人球迷:薩姆-普雷斯蒂的NBA溢價合同球員下崗再就業學校招生啦!

[–]ThunderEinFeinerHerr 5指標5小時前

Kemba for Simmons and a 1st may be possible

雷霆球迷:肯巴-沃克加一枚首輪籤換西蒙斯或許可行。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantMambaMentaIity 3008指標7小時前2

All Shanghai team:

PG: Schroeder

SG: Joe Harris

SF: Kuzma

PF: Simmons

C: Porzingis

Coach: Doc

湖人科比球迷:上海大鯊魚陣容:控衛施羅德、分衛喬-哈里斯、小前庫茲馬、大前西蒙斯、中鋒波爾津吉斯、主教練道格-裡弗斯。

[–]LakersReturnOfDaSnack420 861指標7小時前

TWO Lakers lol

湖人球迷:兩名湖人球員,哈哈哈哈。

[–][SAC] Chris WebberSteegumpoota 280指標7小時前

Throw in Drummond too. That said, we're looking at a new CBA dynasty.

國王韋伯球迷:把莊神也算進去吧,也就是說,我們將看到CBA一個新王朝的誕生。

[–]HornetsAymase 19指標7小時前

Two Sixers as well

黃蜂球迷:76人也有兩個人。

來源:Reddit

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