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[賽後貼] 今日NBA常規賽，快船隊主場113-116不敵太陽隊。

雙方數據

快船（0-1）：

哈登29分12籃板8助攻、鮑威爾17分4籃板4助攻、祖巴茨21分9籃板3助攻、德里克-瓊斯12分4籃板、曼恩8分5籃板4助攻、科菲11分3籃板、巴圖姆2分2籃板2助攻、克里斯-鄧恩5分4籃板2助攻2搶斷、凱-瓊斯6分。

太陽（1-0）：比爾24分3籃板、杜蘭特25分7籃板3搶斷、努爾基奇11分9籃板2助攻2搶斷、布克15分4籃板6助攻、泰厄斯-瓊斯11分2籃板8助攻2搶斷、奧尼爾5分5籃板、阿倫8分3助攻、普拉姆利8分2籃板、莫里斯5分2籃板。

[–]DrChiz -3 points an hour ago

Soon as Harden checked back into the 4th, he did everything possible to sell and lose this game. No plays, bad ISO, little passing, dribbling into traffic to lose it, bad weak silly shots, missed FTs… it’s all on him.

球迷：今天哈登在第四節一登場，馬上把壓箱底的十八般掉鏈子武藝全部使了出來，什麼“太極奧義之不叫戰術”、“葉問之我要打十個單打之術”、“曼巴武學之不傳的奧義”、“稀裡糊塗鑽進人堆送球之術”、“愚蠢鐵匠附身之術”、“在罰球線拉坨大的之術”，這球輸得眼花繚亂啊~~全都怪他！！

（末節最後時刻失誤）

（沒傳球）

（錯失絕平罰球）

[–]Mavericksbagfka 0 points an hour ago

James harden moment

獨行俠球迷：哈疼時刻，雖遲但到！！

[–]MavericksShangrolam12 0 points an hour ago

Bro was gassed and ready for the strip club

獨行俠球迷：不要亂講！！哈登哥這麼拉，是因爲真的太累了，甚至還得留點力氣給今晚的脫衣舞女郎~~~

[–]Genji4Lyfe 1 point an hour ago

Harden was both the best and worst of times in this game

球迷：但不得不說，儘管比賽最後拉了坨大的，但是這場比賽的高光時刻也同樣也是哈登給的啊~~~

[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 3 points an hour ago

Live and die by Harden I guess

快船球迷：這就是所謂的“成也蕭何，敗也蕭何”吧~~~

[–]WarriorsVallerie_09 4 points an hour ago

Clippers really snatched a L out of the jaws of victory

勇士球迷：這場勝利都快消化到大腸了，快船竟然還能從嘴裡給吐出來…

[–]Lakerstindercylinder -3 points an hour ago

CLIPPERS CULTURE

湖人球迷：無他~~破船文化罷遼~~唯手熟爾~~~

[–]ClippersRapsareChamps_Suckit 3 points an hour ago

ugh this is why I drink.. put it on my tombstone mods

快船球迷：你破船拉完一大坨，我一杯苦酒穿腸過，試問你又奈我何~~~555555~~~把我這首絕命詩刻到我的墓誌銘上去~~~~~~

[–]CookingLikeChef 0 points an hour ago

Imagine paying billions for a new arena just to lose

球迷：快船花幾十億美金蓋的這座新球館，專門用於把球迷請過來欣賞快船輸球的~~~奢~~~~侈~~~~

[–]SunsForceMaster999 0 points an hour ago

This game took time off my life but it was worth it

太陽球迷：看完這場球折了我幾年壽，不過也值啦~~~

[–]ClippersPaulGeorgeFan1 1 point an hour ago

kawhi leonard god will strike you down. i promise you.

快船球迷：科懷-萊昂納德，你早晚會遭天譴的，你就等着吧你！！

[–]Sunsagentdoubleohio 3 points an hour ago

I know it’s early, but getting tyus jones on the minimum was insane.

太陽球迷：我知道現在說個還爲時過早，但是太陽用了個底薪就把泰厄斯-瓊斯簽過來，這也太離譜了點吧~~~

注：本場比賽，太陽新援泰爾斯-瓊斯砍下11分2籃板8助攻，全場正負值+6，是太陽隊的獲勝功臣。

[–]Kingsthrowaway4tankies 11 points an hour ago

Despite the suns endlessly fucking the ball, the clips managed to fuck it more lol

國王球迷：我原以爲太陽隊拉的這坨已經夠大了，沒想到對面還有個腸胃更好的，了不起啊快船哈哈哈哈~~~~

[–]Sunsagentdoubleohio 9 points an hour ago

Kd having 7 turnovers, missing wide open 3s, and looking sluggish throughout the game, completely redeemed himself with that shot to get us to OT.

太陽球迷：今天杜蘭特有7個失誤、空位3分也投不進，整場比賽看上去都不在狀態…但末節的那個絕平投籃足以掩蓋他今天所有的不足！！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>死神來了！杜蘭特在兩人嚴防死守下 強行中投拖進加時！

[–]PelicansRezsguy 7 points an hour ago

All I’m going to say is that it’s going to be a long season for poor James Harden. Dude is going to have to do a lot of carrying at his age.

鵜鶘球迷：我唯一想說的是，這賽季哈登可有的受了，這哥們已經一大把年紀，但是快船的吃喝拉撒全得靠他手把手帶了…

[LAC] Patrick BeverleyRowboatCop-[S] 18 points an hour ago

I've seen enough. Convert Kai's E10 contract to a max.

Send KPJ to jail for his performance tonight.

Thank you Mavs for DJJ.

快船球迷：沒什麼好說的了，趕緊把凱-瓊斯的Exibit-10合同升級爲頂薪合同！！然後再把小凱文-波特關牢裡去，以他今晚的表現爲罪證給他定個死罪！！另外，感謝獨行俠把小德里克-瓊斯給我們~~~

注：今天凱-瓊斯替補出戰13分鐘，5投3中，得到6分4籃板；小凱文-波特替補出戰12分鐘56秒，8投1中，僅得到2分4籃板2助攻；小德里克-瓊斯首發出戰29分鐘，6投5中，三分2投2中，看下12分4籃板1助攻。

（把小凱文波特拉出去斃了）

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 84 points an hour ago*

Clippers’ clutch time offense consisting of 35 year old Harden ISOs was certainly a choice, absolute eyesore

凱爾特人球迷：快船隊今天在關鍵時刻的進攻，全靠35歲的哈登到處單打，可真是個好辦法呢~~~有種讓人看不下去的美感~~~

[–]ClippersCharliebitme1234 31 points an hour ago

...have you looked at our roster?

快船球迷：樓上的站着說話不腰疼…你也不看看我們的破陣容有拿得出手的東西嗎？

[–]Germanynutelamitbutter 32 points an hour ago

And it’s not the worst option. He can still do that

球迷：（哈登單打）這也不是什麼最差的戰術啦，哈登仍然寶刀未老~~~

[–]Celticsapplep00 2 points an hour ago

2024 los houston angeles clippets

凱爾特人球迷：我是看出來了，這支球隊是洛杉磯休斯頓火箭快船隊啊~~~

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 27 points an hour ago

James Hardens usage rate is gonna be historic this season

球迷：哈登本賽季的使用率又將突破歷史了~~~

[–]MagicTiredMillennialDad 0 points an hour ago

Will be hurt in a month

魔術球迷：一月後你再看到哈登，就是在病牀上了…

[–]AustraliaTopblokelikehodgey 19 points an hour ago

This 53 minute game went for almost three hours. Brother, it's fucken unwatchable

澳大利亞球迷：一場53分鐘的比賽硬是打了將近3個小時…大哥…實在是沒法兒看啊~~~

注：本場比賽雙方一共罰了64個罰球。

[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

James Harden is certainly a system.

A system CRASH.

That was a joke for you, Mr. Microsoft steve Ballmer.

湖人球迷：哈登確實堪稱系統，這個系統名叫“愛死機”~~這是送給您的專屬玩笑哦，來自微軟的鮑爾默先生~~~

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